How to get leave from office.

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would Not Allow ! me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What Are You doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him '...And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)

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He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'